Apparently is the word. He’s using it at random in nearly every sentence he says. Apparently. With a tiny bit of creative license, here's Sam in a one-way running commentary during a Wii golf game with his brother: “Apparently, Jack is winning… And apparently I-AM-NOT.”
“OOOOOhhhh!!! Now apparently I am winning. Apparently, Jack, you don’t know how to golf. And I APPARENTLY do. “OOPS! Apparently…”
“NO! Now we’re apparently tied."
“Sam, quit saying ‘apparently’,” I interject. He ignores me and yells “And NOW we’re NOT – BOO-YA!”
Jack leaves the game. Sam, oblivious, keeps talking. "JACK IT’S YOUR TURN! JAAAAACK. IT’S YOUR TURN. JACK!!! IT’S YOUR TURN! JACK!!!!!! "
Apparently it’s Jack’s turn.
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